Collective Campaign Chronicle Spring 2018

Spring
2018 Collective game
Classes
Fury
monk of the filled fists
Highlander3.5
Taxidermist
Skill
rogue3
Tiny
Leader of the coast
Weapon-like
specialist mage3.5
Cleric
of mr rogers
Televangelist
Brain
in a shot glass
Society
mind
Accessible
classes:
Acolyte
of chuck norris
Conspiracy
theorist
Skinwalker
Organ
reaper
ProjectE Alchemist
Collective
8.0 rules
Npc : rotating npc slot.
1/26/18-0kxp, sn =1,cf=2,gf=2,
Storyline:
following the events of the jan state college game,
the funny farm is abuzz with activity
with
several npcs being deemed sane and pending release
after being sullened and then it being
removed.
0.
Generic DL I dungeon.
A formorean giant
is missing his signature club. 150gp/character to recover it for him. Poster:
Fred
the Formorean Giant from down the block.
A regionally famous bard is coming into
town on tour requesting protection. 250gp/character to
protect
him during his concert. Poster: fast eddie
***A jilted lover from a town over is
putting a hit out on her ex. 350gp/character to waste his
ass!
Poster: Kathy Clinghard
4. ?(greyed out).
2/2/18-2kxp, sn =2, cf =2,gf=2,
Storyline:
pcs visited insane asylum, saw many messed up individuals. Marv became their npc . Did job
3.
0.
Generic DL I dungeon.
A formorean giant
is ransacking the merchants ward mumbling something about a missing club. 300gp
to
stop him. Poster: merchants guild.
**A hack musician was attempting to pass
off himself as a celebrity. After a horrendous cover of
the
city’s anthem, a group of pcs are asked to escort him out of the city for
400gp/char. Poster:
local
musicians union.
***A new school dedicated to chuck norris popped up recently when an npc group attempted to rob it
during
daylight hours. 500gp/char to find out why the npc party was never heard from again. Poster:
family
of one of the npc party members.
Slightly less Greyed out?
2/9/18-10kxp, sn =3, cf =2,gf=2,
Storyline:
mister pickles as npc chose job 3. And job 2.
Unlocked acolyte of chuck norris .
0.
Generic DL II dungeon.
An artilliaryeer requests pcs to get him a rare part for a superweapon he is building. 500gp/pc.
Poster:
general pumhart von steyr .
A string theorist is seeking pcs to explore
the hidden demiplane of anguim synod. Ancient
knowledge
/pc. Poster: mr. bryanton
**A conspiracy theorist has suspicions of
occult involvement with the ritual killings of many
animals
south of the city. 1000gp/character to confirm his suspicions.
This Sucks.
2/16/18-15kxp, sn =4, cf =2,gf=3,
Storyline:
pcs took job 3. grusilda was rescued from the party.
Eric nolan joined group.
0.
Generic DL II dungeon.
**There have been sightings of animals from
the local druids circle that according to them, aren’t
natural.
500 gp per pc for their capture. Poster: druids
circle
*An artilleryeer is alleged to have discharged a clearly illegal weapon near greyhawk city and
broken
local sound, pollution, and structural laws. 1250gp per pc to bring him in.
Poster: city
chancellor
for environmental protection and safety.
A new group of religious priests has moved
into the city promising celestial enlightenment through
thetan realization. 2750gp per pc to
confirm the religions authenticity.
*This Sucks!
2/23/18-45kxp, sn =5, cf =2,gf=3, w 2 class
slots
Storyline:
pcs took job 2. Bronson was the npc . Eric nolan comboed with ted skin n
backstab.
0.
Generic DL III dungeon
The church of Scientology is offering free
admission into their sea-org. Mystic
knowledge/character
to infiltrate their ranks and reveal their motives. Poster: conspiracy theorist
***A kobold wizard is attempting to ascend
to godhood by sharing spells and abilities with his
familiar.
1500gp/pc to stifle his efforts. Poster: the infinite omnificer .
*The Land of make believe is under seige ! Gratefulness of the church of mr rogers/pc to defend it.
Poster:
Avatar of mister rogers.
This Sucks!!
Greyed out.
3/3/18-110kxp, sn =6, cf =2,gf=3, w 2 class
slots
Storyline:
pcs chose job 2. Ted polymorphs to hydra. Mike rolled 7dhandfuls. Cleric pouted.Dr julius
jumblemorph was the npc .
0.
Generic DL III dungeon.
Brock lesnar ,
john cena , and goldberg arrive in greyhawk city after getting wind that the
church
of
Scientology moved in. Entry fee of 500gp/pc to join them in laying the smackdown on the church.
Poster: paul heyman
***The land of make believe is currently a
flaming wasteland after an army of klansman invaded.
2500gp/pc
to attempt to drive them off. Poster: church of mr rogers.
Teletubbys ,
terrorists, and twilight vampires, oh my!
This sucks!!!
Screw this.
3/9/18-235kxp, sn =7, cf =3,gf=3, w 3 class
slots
Storyline:
pcs chose job 2. Ted dominated and skinned himself. Cleric met mr rogers. billy ungerman
was
the npc . Unlocked player picks. Teds: free earl the
squirrel familiar (1V: mat comp a
rogue/monster
level : ability). Heather: free mister rogers class that doesn’t cost a race
slot).
Eric:
600F actions, 1/reset: can spend a research point to learn a mini class of cf 1+cf that costs a
full
class slot. rian : you know all archetype classes of
current cf or less.
0.
Generic DL IV dungeon.
**Reports of organ reapers infiltrating
generic dungeons. 3000gp per pc for information on how to
combat
these creatures. Job poster: city morgue
PCs are asked to investigate the
disappearance of three prominent professional wrestlers who
infiltrated
the church of Scientology. Possibility that they may have been converted. 5000
gold per
PC.
Poster: Vincent Kennedy McMahon
-*An artilleryeer on the lamb requests aid in finding a piece for his latest crime fighting
weapon
he
affectionately calls Heavy Barrel. 1 superweapon per pc for help. Poster:
former general pumhart
von steyr .
*This sucks!!!!!
Screw This!
3/16/18-350kxp, sn =8, cf =3,gf=3, w 4 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 1. Alex oestal joined game as ogre
highlander Who got his organs and soul
reaped.
Stephan hawking was npc . Eric was cleaving with
assassination. Teddy was skinning groups.
Heather
fixed alex tomorrow tomorrow .
Organ reaper legal.
0.
Generic DL IV dungeon.
The fighters subguild of combat maneuver specialists is looking for new hires. Entry fee of
5000gp/pc
for entry. Poster: bas rüten . (This may be taken in
addition to another job).
An intelligent technological plague of nanites is invading north from the land of black ice.
7600gp/pc
to stave off the plague. Poster: mackey mause , preserver.
The community of society minds seek to
increase the range on their world thought network. Entry
fee
of 10000gp/pc. Poster: Dan Vincent, collective player.
This Sucks VI!
*****Screw This!!
3/23/18-500kxp, sn =9, cf =3,gf=3, w 4 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose screw this. Ended up in forgotten realms fighting epic creatures.
Hunter s
thompson was the npc .
Ted skinned nanites . Dancing potion bottles were
buffing everybody. Flying car
and
flying trolly . Alex charging everything. Ogre puns
abound. Nanobot mage legal.
0.
Generic DL V dungeon.
**Take down the church of scientology.
10,000gp per pc. Poster: pastafarian high command.
Fred the formorian giant found his club and is now using it to harass a farm of hippologists .
9999gp/pc
to shove it up his donkey! poster: robert blueford
***Former general pumhart von steyr is aiming a wave motion gun at greyhawk city. 20,000gp / pc
for
his capture not necessarily in one piece. Poster: greyhawk city high guard.
This Sucks 7!
Screw This(if you consent?)
Something Wicked This Way Comes (written in caligraphy hidden stats, extra descriptive, blair
witch
project mood, i roll skill checks, build tension)
4/6/18-790kxp, sn =10, cf =4,gf=4, w 4 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 3. Rick sanchez was npc .
Eric gave the pimps prayer. Eshrektion . General took
reflected
wave motion gun blast to the mouth. Nick collected bones.
0.
Generic DL V dungeon.
Now is the time of the gathering.
5,000gp/pc to help thin the herd of highlanders. Poster: a soon
to
be headless highlander. (Note: 1000ish highlanders)
There is rumor of a secret city of the dead
filled with the bones of many generations of former
great
adventurers. 2000gp/pc to raid its wonders and bring back some shiney prize. Poster:
archeologists
society of greyhawk city. (Note: 10,000 bodies)
**Reports from a kingdom south of the city
tell of a leader who forces his subjects to augment his
power.
12,000gp/pc to overthrow this tyrant. Poster: judas ,
loyal subject. (Note: sovereign ruler
thrallherd convergent master man-god of ag)
This sucks 2^2^2!
Screw this (slowly at first).
Something wicked this way comes..
4/13/18-1000kxp, sn =11, cf =4,gf=4, w 4 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 3. Max hardcore was the npc . Mangod was complimented, skinned, de-brained
de- heartted and de-souled.
0.
Generic DL VI.
Fred the formorian giant had become a high ranking member of the church of Scientology as well as
trained
in the art of professional wrestling. 25,000gp/pc to club some sense into him.
Poster:
hippologist abuse counselor.
Legend tells of a defensive sect of reapers
that use body farms to survive. 5000gp/pc to learn
more
about this mysterious phenomenon. Poster: H.P.L.
*** Svogthos , the
restless tomb has risen from his slumber in the city of the dead. 56,980gp/pc
for
the
defeat of this undead horror. poster: guild of the coast
This sucks (donkey balls)
Screw this(to the compound)
Something Wicked this way comes...
4/20/18-1500kxp, sn =12, cf =4,gf=4, w 5 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 3. Yed3 was the npc .
City
of the dead raided and defeated. Nick loaded up on bones.
0.
Generic DL VI.
**An author requires safe passage to r’lyeh .
A living dungeon promises riches to those
who investigate its rooms.
FFGCoSWWESOS
This sucks
Screw this(compound)
Something Wicked this way comes
5/4/18-1750kxp, sn =13, cf =4,gf=4, w 5 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 1. H.P. Lovecraft was the npc . Made it
to r’lyeh . Nick threw the trolly .
Eric
almost
slapped the king in yellow.
0.
Generic DL VII.
FFGCoSWWESOSWTFBBQ
Mary had a little L.A.M.B.
The diamond golem brothel factory is in
need of some bitch dependency counseling.
This Sucks (like ur mutha trebek )
Screw this (sublevel 7)
***Something wicked this way comes.
(Generic DL111 TPK Arena Boss Dungeon 1Billion Gp /character.)
5/18/18-2000kxp, sn =14, cf =4,gf=4, w 5 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 6. Roy Orbison was the npc . Killed
11DLXV’s and with the help of a high level
pc
party defeated the living dungeon, FINALLY! 7 fucking years.
0.
Generic DL VII.
A group of sly manipulative creeps invade
the church of mr rogers and try to discredit it from
the
inside
out. 1 hug/pc to save the church, poster: mother theresa
*A run away randomly changing 1/half s DLXV
boss from the living dungeon is leaving a wake of
destruction.
12,456gp/pc. Poster: the man
FfgcoswwesoswtfbbqLog
This sucks
**Screw this(sub level 6 the cafeteria for
a compound food fight)
5/25/18-3000kxp, sn =15, cf =4,gf=5, w 5 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 5. Jodah was the npc .
Killed a DLXV The salt bobcat. Nick made a horrible
mistake
involving lawn gnomes. Talked to lego pele . Became lego milkshake.
0.
Generic DL VIII.
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A colony of holocaust survivors seeks safe
passage to relocate to the elemental plane of fire to
start
a new life. 10gp worth of gold fillings per pc. Poster: an animated schindlers list (remember
sometimes
you can take the opposite of a job)
**Former student of the tolarian academy is seeking likeminded individuals seeking vengeance
against
the school for bullying. One explosive device per pc. poster: dimitrios dylan
This sucks ( dont run or you will just die tired)
Screw this (skin walker strip club)
6/1/18-4000kxp, sn =16, cf =5,gf=5, w 6 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 3. Terry schiavo was the npc . The dl15 educational parallelogram passed. Nick
created
the academy ruins. Gets access to artillaryeer weapon
list for emc . Nick ponders the emc of a
planet
gem.
0.
Generic DL VIII.
A gunslinger seeks pcs to aid in following
a man in black across a desert. Poster: roland deshain
of gilead
Superheros and
villains from the megaverse project are being
murdered by a mysterious force.
Poster:
tony stark
**Beings from the far realm are interfering
in astral trade routes. Poster: lord geth .
This sucks (bob up n down)
Screw this (city of doors)
6/15/18-5000kxp, sn =17, cf =5,gf=5, w 6 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 3. Riku was the npc .
Gave the king in yellow back his brain in exchange for a
favor.
Put hp Lovecraft down a hole with his mind in a
typewriter to write his own stories. The dl15
primary
vacation was lost in battle. Ted got the last building skin.
0.
Generic DL IX.
FfgcoswwesoswtfbbqLogBase10^e
The universe needs to be balanced, as all
things should be. Poster: thanos
The forgotten realms planet abeir toril is under seige by a draeden . Favors from elminster /pc.
Poster: mystras avatar.
**This sucks (like a hydra wearing
lipstick)
Screw this (play monopoly with paul gallo )
6/22/18-6000kxp, sn =18, cf =5,gf=5, w 6 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 4 for the first time ever, those poor bastards. Thanos was the npc . They
faced
a draeden in faerun . The
brave vase sacrifices itself for teddy.
0.
Generic DL IX.
FfgcoswwesoswtfbbqLogBase10^e^pi
** Monstrositys from the far realm are feeding on the quantum signatures of several races.
50kgp/pc
to
stop them. Poster: guild of 13 letter investigators
He-who-must-not-be-named is after the stone
ring. 125kgp/pc to foil him. Poster: griffendor
This Sucks(squeal like a pig).
Screw this(release rian from the funny farm).
6/29/18-7500kxp, sn =19, cf =6,gf=5, w 6 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 2. Popeye was the npc . They faced a lovecraftian monstrosity. Fused with
party
and took all of its 19 quantum signatures. Teddy knows the class.
0.
Generic DL IX.
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** Transgenderists , sjw , and escaped mental patients, oh my.
Rian escaped.
This sucks
Screw this (reset the campaign)
7/06/18-8000kxp, sn =20, cf =6,gf=5, w 6 class
slots.
Storyline:
pcs chose job 2. Rian/destruction was the npc . They
stopped the sjwhq . Jay D. had summons
that
had summons.
0.
Generic DL X.
Fred ain’t too
happy with your antics.
The annual monsters ball is being held in greyhawk citys alleys.
Somebody’s trying to link the insane asylum
to the warehouse outside the simulation.
This sucks (~~o)
Screw this (play edh speaking like
gentlemen)
Theres a killer
on the loose at camp crystal lake. 150gp/character for his capture. Poster:
crystal
lake councilor ‘s council.